1. Geof Morris’ thoughts cannot be understood because Geof Morris thinks in 256-bit Twofish. As a result, Geof Morris is never involved in collisions.
2. Geof Morris is the internet killswitch. His vital signs are connected via relays to the secret centre of the internet; if he dies, it all goes dark.
3. Geof Morris is the seventh of nine clones. The other eight, however, are in geosynchronous orbit.
4. Geof Morris is 70% android and 90% human. This is possible because he exists in 11 dimensions.
5. The Sphinx is an ancient model of Geof Morris, back when he was in beta 5,000 years ago. He has been refactored 100 times since then.
6. Geof Morris was originally written in Lisp. When Geof Morris discovered this fact he flew into a rage and spent 67 years bending all the (parentheses) in his source code into [box brackets].
7. Geof Morris can count prime numbers past Graham’s number, and can do it in binary, base-10, and hexadecimal.
8. Geof Morris doesn’t run Linux. He runs CP/M, thank you very much.
9. You can build your own Geof Morris in your garage from parts found in scrap metal shops. However, in order to finish the job, you’ll have to break into the Smithsonian and steal the Apollo 11 Command Module, which furnishes his processing power.
10. Geof Morris roundhouse-kicked Chuck Norris so hard Chuck has his own solar orbit. And all poor Chuck did is spell Geof’s name “Geoff”.

Hope you enjoy that list.

Some facts about Geof Morris. originally appeared on We Should See Other Blogs on 2007-12-10.