Should you ever read my frustrated little post and feel I was unfairly slagging you and your xrandr GUI, I assure you I was not. In fact, if you make this thing work for me and my four screens, I will literally give you money. I don’t make a lot, I have a very expensive mouth full of cavities, I’m still paying my and my wife’s debt, and gas costs about a buck a centilitre, but I will give you money. And I will say nice things about you to my friends. And I will distribute Ubuntu CDs to everyone I know. And I will write a song for you, record it on Ardour, and try to get it into the Ubuntu Weekly newsletter.

Just, you know, FYI.