Archive for February, 2010

Hands, Windward

daniel on Feb 23rd 2010

Look to windward. There it is. Could have seen it coming; didn’t. Such is life. There it is again, and again, and again. Look to windward though eyes tear up. There is life there no imagination could devise. Look to windward though it is cold. Still there is life there. Least expected places always. Right?

This is how everything is. No shoulder for the pack; the pack is anyhow carried. Passive voice. Active voice. Does it matter? Maybe. Or not. Lack of pronouns. The actors are frozen in place; the board is set. Not playing but being played. Brief bursts of energy. Movement. Choice. Illusion?

Look to windward. Stand still. Wind moves. Or wind stands still. Who moves? Invisible hands; so many.

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2010-02-11: Tweet Beat

daniel on Feb 11th 2010

  • Someone tell me what the hell Foursquare is. #

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2010-02-10: Tweet Beat

daniel on Feb 10th 2010

  • What exactly is it about Google Wave that people find so hard to understand? #
  • So Laura, my graceful and beautiful but technologically ignorant wife, gets Buzz in her gmail this morning, and I don't. WAY TO GO GOOGLE. #
  • Btw, who designed the Google Buzz UI? Monkeys? Hitler? #
  • http://twitpic.com/12e3l8 – Here she is! (Her name is Turtle.) #
  • So yeah, we bought a dog. #
  • And I have Google Buzz. Good day! #
  • Ah, Google Buzz works very nicely with Gmail inboxes. And IMAP. That's a bonus. #
  • Google Buzz has something Facebook needs badly, which is the ability to post items to certain private, discrete groups of people. #
  • And for those of you who would like to get rid of Google Buzz, there's a "turn off buzz" link on the bottom of the page. #
  • If you post a Private item with Google Buzz, the next time you go to post an item, your privacy selections are defaulted. #
  • Hmmm. Editing names in Google Buzz requires using the Gmail "contacts" functionality. #
  • Why doesn't Google Buzz display images on shared items from Reader? That's kind of important a lot of times. #
  • Google Buzz needs something to denote what I have and haven't read. Something like Google Reader for instance. #

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2010-02-09: Tweet Beat

daniel on Feb 9th 2010

  • I didn't need all that skin on the palm of my hand anyways. #
  • "There's no such thing as karma. Also, I hate you." #quotes #
  • Just got purchase order that was a palindrome. #
  • So far, voice recognition is pretty good for making Madlibs. But that's about it. #
  • I have no idea about the pricing on your carbide pipes. Moreover, I don't want to know. #
  • Working late, or lately working? #

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2010-02-08: Tweet Beat

daniel on Feb 8th 2010

  • http://twitpic.com/122u9t – Sometimes men make the strangest requests. #
  • So apparently there was some sort of sports event yesterday. Waste of time. #

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Missing

daniel on Feb 8th 2010

I would not open the door of your unhappiness unless
there were no other way into the storm, into the night.
I would not enter, myself and the air I bring with me,
into that empty room and stand in a sliver of light unless
there were no other way to gauge your melancholy.
I would not close it behind me unless all the other doors
came unlocked, so that I could test their weathers,
the bluster and shadow of their various altitudes.
I would not open the door of your unhappiness ever,
except to perch beyond it and tell you that the world
is a cold, dark place when you are missing.

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2010-02-07: Tweet Beat

daniel on Feb 7th 2010

  • #NowReader – "Look to Windward" by Ian M. Banks. #
  • I look up and there it is. I haven't seen it for some time; its beauty astounds me. I can't recall tears beginning, but they do. #fiction #
  • You're more than a collection of heartbeats. You're more than you can remember. You're more than you know. #

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2010-02-06: Tweet Beat

daniel on Feb 6th 2010

  • "I'm younger that the three of you put together!" #
  • "He got her some sort of hippie collar! I can hear her armpit hair growing from here." #
  • "I have the weirdest boner." #
  • Okay, so all the guys from Derrick Comedy have showed up on Community. #
  • "I'm not your bro, bro." #
  • http://twitpic.com/11pqz2 – Reading a church sign. ht @cjhubbs #fb #

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2010-02-05: Tweet Beat

daniel on Feb 5th 2010

  • Dear #WhiteCollar, the Ford product placements are OBVIOUS and ANNOYING. #
  • No one who calls before 9:00 is someone I want to talk to. #
  • Hey, Mr Jerk, check your stock online before you call and rant at me. #
  • It's a Snow Patrol morning. You know things aren't going well when I listen to Snow Patrol. #
  • Fact: Todd Bertuzzi shouldn't be playing in the NHL. Or anywhere else. He should be picking up garbage on the side of the highway. #
  • First #coffee down. I think drinking coffee is a biological process for me. An external biological process, but still. #
  • PAY ATTENTION TO ME. #
  • Okay, so I just remember a customer for someone based on them telling me that "they had the same name as Sesame Street Character". #
  • I have a dream–a dream of a day there's a plane flying over the land, airdropping butter chicken wherever it's needed. #
  • For those of you redesigning a website, how hard could it be to redirect the old links? Come on. #
  • Dear DHL, Thank you for shipping to India via Ohio. Because that just makes sense. Ohio's much closer. Regards, Dan #
  • #itkillsme wen dem k1dz juz mayk up teh slangz as dey gows alung. it lolcat speek dat wut it iz. #
  • Apple's App Store is the new Evil(tm). They've out MS-ed MS, and out IBM-ed IBM. Way to go! #
  • It's hard to listen to this much bullshit. #

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2010-02-04: Tweet Beat

daniel on Feb 4th 2010

  • Fried yam = good. #
  • I'm so sick of vampires and zombies. Everyone else will be sick of them next year. #
  • Everything's possible. Some things are just extremely improbable. #
  • Guy who looks and talks like Vin Diesel just walked in here. He's dressed like a Mafia hitman too. This can't be good. #
  • I just said "use the ps as a wo" and it made sense. #
  • I would like a gas mask. #
  • http://bit.ly/9F763U – Vans and the places they were. Vantastic images. #
  • Hello New Delhi / I have a Samosa / it is hot and spicy / I sing about / the garbage and feces smell / rolling in the evening breeze… #
  • Hello Toronto / where are the white people / well, not that I mind / I will escape / to Florida's everglades / and construct a summer home. #
  • #iftheresonethingiabsolutelycannotstandaboutexpressingmyselffullyontwitteritisthefrustratinglydraconiananddogmaticonehundredandfortychararac #

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