Today’s hobby…

Inventing plausible-sounding pseudo-executive buzz-phrases. Examples:

  • I have integrated this into our pricing meta-structure.
  • We need to combine our beta output to reduce chances of triple redundancy.
  • A EMI field is interfering with your LAN, causing the bandlength to reach critical theta proportions. Restart your computer.
  • Make sure you re-calibrate the negative valence detectors before you leave tonight.

It never fails to leave at least someone smiling.

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Posted October 12th, 2007 in main. Tagged: , , .

One comment:

  1. Roger:

    Because you expect to have multiple posts in each one.

    October 12th, 2007 at 5:44 pm

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