Becka: I need a name, not just a word.
Me: Brick. Tree. Car. Dunkin Donuts.

Becka: Why are you using the words “technological singularity” around me? Is it because I’m single? Technologically?!?

Becka: I don’t use that kind of packing paper. That’s my policy.
Me: You don’t get to make policy. That’s my policy.

Eric Schmidt: When the network becomes as fast as the processor, the computer hollows out and spreads across the network.

Courtesy of BadAnalogyGuy, here’s the best-written comments I have ever seen on Slashdot, with the best punchline I’ve seen anywhere for a long time.

Becka: Round to the lowest common denominator! I don’t like you. Leave.

Becka: Where do I put this?
Me: Here.
Becka: Maybe you should have a little bin.
Me: Or maybe YOU should have a little bin.
Becka: What about this: you should have a little bin.
Me: Or perhaps - and I’m just throwing this out there - you should have a little bin.
Becka: Or we could both have a little bin.
Me: Or we could swing it that you have a little bin.
Becka: I think we’re going around in circles here.

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