Quotes for 2006-11-08

Me: You may call me, “Dan the Conqueror”.
Steve: We’ll add it to the long list of things we already call you.

Steve: What does big stong man type mean?
Me: It’s what I am.
Steve: Stong? What does that mean?
Me: It’s evidence that big strong man types are generally illiterate.
Steve: I love it when you make spelling mstakes!
Me: So does everyone, apparently.
Steve: Its as exhilarating as catching the annoying teachers pet wearing outdoor shoes in the gymnasium!

Dave: I heard Kari got drunk at the Mexican MTV Video Awards and stormed on stage during J-Lo’s performance.

Steve: This is a wise and faithful saying - “You can always tell the importance of a man by the size of the paper shredder sitting beside his desk.”

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Joanna: Say toast ten times really fast.
Me: No.
Becka: Toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast.
Joanna: What do you put in a toaster?
Becka: Toast!
Me: Bread.
Joanna: You’re too smart.
Me: I’ve heard it before.
Becka: So have I!

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7 comments:

  1. Laurs:

    The bread/toast thing gets me EVERY time. SMRT :)

    November 8th, 2006 at 11:02 am
  2. Rebekah:

    Steve’s funny!

    November 8th, 2006 at 11:07 am
  3. Chris Hubbs:

    Me: You may call me, “Dan the Conqueror”.
    Steve: We’ll add it to the long list of things we already call you.

    That was funny…

    November 8th, 2006 at 11:25 am
  4. Jo:

    See, this is what I miss out on from working in a cubicle, all alone, not talking to anyone all day. The crazy banter of silly office people.

    ::sighhh::

    November 8th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
  5. daniel:

    The cow/milk thing ALmost got me. But it didn’t :)

    d

    November 9th, 2006 at 9:36 am
  6. daniel:

    I know… I laughed my ass off when he said it.

    d

    November 9th, 2006 at 9:36 am
  7. daniel:

    We don’t believe in cubicles… or work, apparently.

    d

    November 9th, 2006 at 9:37 am

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