Quotes for 2006-11-03

Steve: [singing] I want to praise you… I want to praise you… I want to pra-pra-praprprprprprpraise you…
Me: You’re singing me a lovesong by Fatboy Slim?

Becka: Guess what I got!
Me: A giant pen?
Becka: Yes!
Me: That’s hilarious.
Becka: Why?
Me: Just… a girl with a giant pen.
Becka: Girls can have giant pens too!

Steve: This workplace has its peculiarities. Like one grown man giving another grown man a stuffed Winnie-the-Pooh doll for a birthday gift. And the like.

Steve: It’s the way we operate, I guess. Everyone’s used to me being so awesome.

Beardo the Bearded: Should we show the Diebold Documentary?
Yes: 25%
No: 21%
Republican: 54%

Me: Piss off.
Becka: Yourself.
Me: Your mom.
Becka: Your dad.
Me: Your genealogy and future generations.
Becka: Your infinity and beyond!

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Posted November 3rd, 2006 in main. Tagged: , .

5 comments:

  1. Elyssa:

    Thank-you for taking that off!

    November 3rd, 2006 at 2:27 pm
  2. Laurs:

    You guys are crazy! It must be so much fun at work :)

    November 3rd, 2006 at 2:57 pm
  3. daniel:

    It’s how I gained all my bantering skills.

    d

    November 3rd, 2006 at 3:01 pm
  4. daniel:

    I don’t know what you’re talking about. And “on the DL” means “on the down-low” which means “don’t talk about it.”

    d

    November 3rd, 2006 at 3:08 pm
  5. Sherry:

    Sounds like a fun bunch.
    And there’s nothing wrong with a Winnie-the-Pooh doll in my books. Although I am female.

    November 4th, 2006 at 12:49 am

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