Quotes for 2006-11-01

Laura: I LOVE post-its. We have come to an impasse.

Adriene: Ah, Bobbitt complaining about women and Dan trying to sort-of pimp out his sisters. Seems like old times!

Becka: Want to hear something disturbing? Apparently I’m missing out on life because I can’t cure this headache by having sex.

Becka: Knock knock.
Me: Who’s there?
Becka: Lemon.
Me: Lemon who?
Becka: Lemonade.

Me: Wow, that’s like an online collaborative tool, except that it’s not online, collaborative, or a tool.
Lisa: It’s a fridge. With magnets. And you’re a tool.

Becka: I don’t need a pimp!

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Posted November 1st, 2006 in main. Tagged: .

5 comments:

  1. Laurs:

    Post-It’s are a staple in my life :)

    November 1st, 2006 at 1:06 pm
  2. Roger:

    I laughed. At most of them.

    November 1st, 2006 at 8:37 pm
  3. Adriene:

    I feel so honored. :lol:

    November 2nd, 2006 at 12:58 pm
  4. daniel:

    You should! My blog is very famous :)

    d

    November 2nd, 2006 at 9:51 pm
  5. Sherry:

    Lisa: It’s a fridge. With magnets. And you’re a tool.

    This is so good I feel the need to appluade it.

    Also, how does she know she doesn’t need a pimp if she’s never had one ;D [I joke of course]

    November 4th, 2006 at 12:56 am

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