Quotes for 2006-10-31

Jerry: Why don’t we do nifty things like tar and feather people anymore?
Me: It must have been awesome to live in a time when you could be executed simply because bunch of people wanted you dead. Those were heady times. No, beheady times.

Anon: You have to put your foot down, or he’s going to make you his bitch. You’ll suffer in silence until one day you just storm in here and blow him away with a gat. Though I think you’d probably MacGyver his death. You’ll be like “Your honor, he just happened to stick a fork into a toaster hooked up to three-phase power while standing in a bathtub! Honest!”

Laura: EWW
Me: And hello to you too.

Becka: That makes you sounds like a stupid.
Me: Good thing you don’t sound like “a stupid”.
Becka: Good thing YOU don’t sound like a stupid!

Becka: Let’s talk at the same time for a minute
Me: What do you -
Becka: We just had a contemporaneous moment!

Anon: I’m a commitophile with severe execution difficulties.

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10 comments:

  1. Lissa:

    Becka is funny :)

    October 31st, 2006 at 7:30 am
  2. Chris Hubbs:

    I believe I quite often sound like a stupid. :-)

    October 31st, 2006 at 8:24 am
  3. daniel:

    Sadly, she’s not usually funny on purpose.

    d

    October 31st, 2006 at 9:04 am
  4. daniel:

    Well if it’s any consolation, I’ve never heard you sound like a stupid. But then I’ve never heard you actually talk; we tend to communicate asynchronously.

    d

    October 31st, 2006 at 9:05 am
  5. Chris Hubbs:

    Not true! We talked once briefly via Skype. We should talk again sometime.

    October 31st, 2006 at 9:21 am
  6. daniel:

    True, I had almost forgotten that. There is one hitch, though; I don’t use Skype due to its closed protocol and the fact that its client does a lot more HD polling than I’m comfortable with.

    d

    October 31st, 2006 at 9:24 am
  7. Chris Hubbs:

    What’s your voice chat engine of choice these days?

    October 31st, 2006 at 12:00 pm
  8. Laurs:

    Flip, I love the jokes between siblings :) Good times.

    And EW is right.
    :)

    October 31st, 2006 at 12:35 pm
  9. daniel:

    Gizmo, though I almost never use it. It’s a SIP phone.

    d

    November 2nd, 2006 at 9:54 pm
  10. daniel:

    You’re EW. And I mean that in the best of ways ;)

    d

    November 2nd, 2006 at 9:54 pm

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