Bullet points for a Thursday morning.

daniel on Aug 10th 2006

  • I woke this morning thinking about the formation of stars. Odd first thoughts on waking up, yes. I think I’ll try to work that into verse somehow.
  • Sometime later today I will be subjected to the interminable purgatory that is listening to Peter, Paul, and Mary. I need some volunteers who can just go ahead and rescue me gangster style. Anyone?
  • Transitioning from a lazybones to a driven maniac is, frankly, impossible. The best I can ever hope for is to look fabulous and have had a semi-happy life.
  • I offered my sister an acetaminophen tablet earlier today, before work, which she refused; how she later had the raw gall to tell me to stop singing so as to not aggravate her headache is beyond me. Listen up, people: if I offer you random meds, just take them! They probably won’t kill you. Too much.
  • I can’t think of anything else to say; how more pathetic does it get?

Now, I’m off to get some coffee. Yum. I want to marry coffee and raise its little Columbian children.

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6 Responses to “Bullet points for a Thursday morning.”

  1. # Rogeron 10 Aug 2006 at 7:44 am

    It’s coffee’s nature to always be free. She’ll let you have some of her bastard children, though.

  2. # danielon 10 Aug 2006 at 7:48 am

    That’d be enough for me!

    *dan

  3. # Captain Grefshemon 10 Aug 2006 at 5:37 pm

    And, gross.

    That is Metaphysically wrong.

  4. # Sherryon 10 Aug 2006 at 7:59 pm

    Peter Paul and Mary? My friend had to listen to them for a music class assignment once and she actually grew to be quite fond of them. I’m not even sure what the music assignment was. Maybe she was just using it as an excuse.

    My coffee children would probably be Irish.

  5. # danielon 10 Aug 2006 at 10:40 pm

    I work next to a man who will quite literally lean over me, go right ahead and turn up the volume, and look at me like I’ve got a giant burning tire instead of a head for not turning it up sooner.

    But they have some great harmonies, so East Self-Hatredville here I come!

    *dan (who thinks a good Irish coffee would be just the thing right now)

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