Epilogue (shoes).

daniel on Aug 1st 2006

This is for the girls who like shoes – you know who you are Jamie. I went to Square One this evening, and was casually browsing through a shoe store when I came across the most darling pair of black dress shoes I have ever seen. And I had to buy them despite being desparately low on the funds to actually do so. So – and this is me living on the edge, you understand – I dipped into the “wedding ring” fund and walked out of there the proud new owner of The Darling Shoes. (No, there’s no “wedding ring” fund; it’s more the iPod fund, the shoes fund, and maybe oh maybe one day the wedding ring fund, but until then all gratuituous creature comforts come from it.)

For the guys, I totally smashed those fruit flies. Like I was Thor’s very hammer. Or the Hammer of Grabthar, for those of you who watched Tim Allen’s only good movie.

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4 Responses to “Epilogue (shoes).”

  1. # Rogeron 02 Aug 2006 at 7:47 am

    You’re saying you used the shoes to kill the fruit flies? Nice!

  2. # danielon 02 Aug 2006 at 7:48 am

    Line breaks, Roger! Line breaks!

    *dan

  3. # juleson 02 Aug 2006 at 10:35 am

    I will withhold judgement untill I can actually SEE the shoes. Duh. If you are going to tell girls about shoes you need to say more then ‘darling’ ‘black’ ‘dress shoes’ Much more.

    Good effort. Just try a little harder next time.

  4. # Jamieon 03 Aug 2006 at 4:39 pm

    you love I love you. and I am excited about your shoes… but what kind of man uses the word “darling shoes” baby doll. *I* dont even say that