I Spy With My Little Eye…

For those of you worried about Dan… or if he’s still alive… or if he ever really existed at all, let me tell you that I have three confirmed Dan sightings from yesterday: two posts on the Rumor Forum and then one post in his shoutbox located to the right.

I was never within range to tag the wild Dan, though my supplies are handy. The creature must sleep at some point.

If you or anyone you know has contact with Dan, please respond to this post immediately. Your actions may save a life. Please do not neglect your duty as a citizen this Christmas season. Do the right thing for people everywhere.

-Roger
Thoughts From the Monkey Exhibit

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21 comments:

  1. Laurs:

    He never existed to begin with.

    December 23rd, 2005 at 11:36 am
  2. jules:

    no sightings as of yet… but i can promise you that he does, in fact, exist… the proof is in the pictures.

    December 23rd, 2005 at 12:42 pm
  3. Roger:

    The black and quite pictures? :wink:

    December 23rd, 2005 at 2:31 pm
  4. jules:

    no no… nicks the only one who can take ‘black and quites’… i’m sure they are quite nice too… ok, that was lame… merry christmas to all… jules

    December 23rd, 2005 at 5:01 pm
  5. Roger:

    Seriously, though, has anyone heard from Dan today?

    (You’re derailing the topic, people!)

    December 23rd, 2005 at 5:12 pm
  6. jules:

    I havn’t heard from him in a couple weeks… but it isn’t the first time that has happend.

    Arn’t you afraid he is gonna get spooked away with everyone waiting for his return?

    December 23rd, 2005 at 6:17 pm
  7. shan:

    I think Daniel will show up when he shows up. I think you all are going through “daniel-withdrawl” simply because he hasn’t been carrying out the “typical” pattern that we are used to. ;)

    I’m sure he is alive and well. Common! He’s what, 24? I’ll start becoming concerned when I hear about a psychotic serial killer on the loose with his description or when they find the remains of a 24 yo male in Mississauga. :)

    That was a joke, and yet not,

    shan

    December 23rd, 2005 at 6:20 pm
  8. Roger:

    You’re right, Jules, he may have started to come back, but seen everyone here looking for him and been spooked off. Darn! I thought we all had our eyes peeled. We’re going to have to beef up security around here.

    December 23rd, 2005 at 6:26 pm
  9. jules:

    LOL.. oh ya, that’ll work… remember, the man is paranoid also, he IS security… it’s a losing battle Roger… we may as well give up now… Daniel will win this round for sure.

    December 23rd, 2005 at 6:39 pm
  10. Roger:

    Wait…does that mean he’s never coming back?

    What, has he finally gotten somewhere?

    December 23rd, 2005 at 7:18 pm
  11. jules:

    lol… if he has finally gotten somewhere, it isn’t to wyoming…

    December 23rd, 2005 at 11:19 pm
  12. Roger:

    Of course not. Wyoming is the middle of nowhere.

    December 24th, 2005 at 12:10 am
  13. jules:

    i will not argue that point… but i do believe ‘nowhere’ falls into the catagory of ’somewhere’ so it is possible that someone would get here… not likely though.

    December 24th, 2005 at 12:19 am
  14. Roger:

    Main Entry: 2nowhere
    Function: noun
    1 : a nonexistent place

    Sorry, looks like Dan’s not ‘nowhere’. Try again. :)

    December 24th, 2005 at 11:14 am
  15. jules:

    hrmmm… well i cant live in a nonexistent place… where would I buy groceries? therefore wyoming must be somewhere, and therefore it is possible, although completely unlikely, that Dan is here.

    (I mean seriously, no one accually comes here!)

    December 24th, 2005 at 11:38 am
  16. Roger:

    “well i cant live in a nonexistent place… where would I buy groceries?” –Jules

    That reminds me of a Steven Wright quote:

    “You can’t have everything.

    (Pause).

    Where would you put it?”

    December 24th, 2005 at 12:24 pm
  17. jules:

    wow… usually i remind people of ‘toy story’ quotes…

    so, any recent sightings?

    December 24th, 2005 at 12:29 pm
  18. Roger:

    Hold on…

    From the Rumor Forum: “Last Active: Today at 01:37:38 PM”

    At: “The Semi-serious Forum / The Books and Periodicals Board / Have any of you read…”

    He typed: “…any of Iain M. Bank’s science fiction novels?

    dan (especially his “Culture” series?)”

    -Roger
    (Dan Hunter D)

    December 24th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
  19. julie:

    roger, if i ever go missing i hope you are on the team searching for me… of course i only have one stalker that i know of, so it shouldn’t be to hard a search…
    anyway… looks like dan is back! Woop!

    December 24th, 2005 at 9:48 pm
  20. Roger:

    Yeah, time to give center stage back to him. I did reach 20 comments on one of my posts, though. I don’t think I’ve ever done that even on my own website. :sigh:

    December 24th, 2005 at 10:45 pm
  21. julie:

    mwa-ha-ha… i hit 29 on one of mine… but there were only 4 people who posted, and 13 comments were mine
    *sheepish grin*

    maybe you just need to go missing awhile…

    December 24th, 2005 at 11:10 pm

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