Diary of a Strangely Celebate College Bimbo

April 16, 2005

i’ve never been so mad b4 in my entire life! i went 2 this cool date party at the beach and i saw jim making out w/ sandy…… i think i cried 4 like 2 or 3 hours.

at least it got me thinking about my life……. and i think i 2 have some goals……… so here goes.

1 - i’m going 2 find the real me ive kept berried 4 so long…… the real me i was and still am…
2 - i’m going 2 lose 5 pounds in the next 2 weeks.
3 - the next guy i date will be head over heels with me so i dont cheat
4 - i’ll pass my exams and study realy hard 2 get good graeds

see thats the problem…… i don’t no how 2 be me…… not really.

April 19, 2005

my parents R driving me crazy….. they dont understand me at alll! all i want is 2 B happy….. but its like they want 2 totaly shut themselves out of my life…… daddy wont give me anymore money. i dont’ know how i’m going 2 my hair died without htat money.

May 2, 2005

i think i’m in <3 w/ jim still even though im trying 2 get over him…….. yesterday i though how much stuff he taught me…… like how 2 B the real me…. i felt like i was something when I was with him

[How do people write like this? It's driving me insane!]

but sandy still hangs w/ him all the time. i dont’ know what 2 do!

May 22, 2005

i dropped out of college 2day because i failed all my exams…. i should go to europe or something….. ive started a myspace so i’m not going 2 be writing hear anymore…… but i still ahve 2 have some goals…. so here they R:

1 - im going 2 find who the real me is……. in europe…… i cant find it here anymore its 2 suffocating
2 - i’m going 2 lose 5 pounds in the next 2 weeks.
3 - the next guy i date will be head over heels with me so i dont cheat…….. and its going 2 B Jim……. he <3’s me……. i know it

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13 comments:

  1. shan:

    Interesting. A college bimbo eh. Strangely enough, I do not identify with her. Thankfully.

    You have to give her credit though. She is trying to make some goals for herself, and they seem realistic… ehhe.

    She really should take some English classes and make it one of her goals to write in proper English. Or at least some semblance of such so I can understand what she is talking about without getting out my Rosetta Stone.

    Shan

    September 13th, 2005 at 10:00 am
  2. Laurs:

    Flip sake, how did my diary get on the internet? Awk, I’m ruined *sniff*

    September 13th, 2005 at 3:48 pm
  3. Roger:

    That writing was driving me insane, too.

    I think I’ll go lose 5 pounds.

    September 13th, 2005 at 7:31 pm
  4. julie:

    Shoot… how could you not love jim? I think I may love him and we’ve only just met!

    Shan can i borrow your Rosetta Stone so that I can get through the rest of this bimbo diary? Thanks.

    September 14th, 2005 at 12:16 am
  5. shan:

    Sorry Julie. If you’ve fallen in love with Jim already, you will not need the Rosetta Stone. You will be blind with love. You will be so oblivious nothing would help you to see things striaght. :) I have read in Sally Jone’s harlequin’s that love does that to a person’s visual perceptions. :P pff.

    I have taken to binge eating as of late. Darn it! I think those 10 carrots I ate today are going straight to my hips! Talk about trying to lose 5 pounds?!

    shan (going for a run)

    September 15th, 2005 at 12:02 am
  6. julie:

    Shan…stop running right now and email me! I had way to much fun camping, and i think you may need me to get your mind off of school.
    (plus i’m selfish and in the mood to travel)

    Oh, and don’t worry, i’m not blinded by love…. i know exactly what i want!
    “as soon as i loose 5 pounds and he falls in

    September 15th, 2005 at 2:46 am
  7. julie:

    “as soon as i loose 5 punds and he falls in

    September 15th, 2005 at 2:48 am
  8. julie(again)grrr....:

    if this stupid comment thing cuts me off i may need to email Dan and tell him there is a problem… and we don’t want that to happen. What i tried to say before, twice, was…
    “as soon as i loose 5 pounds and he falls in love with me” - thats my shout-out to the blond bimbo in all of us!

    September 15th, 2005 at 4:06 am
  9. shan:

    julie…. are you julie as in the julie that i know as in personally? the julie who lived on the other end of erie street in the nameless little town where I used to live?
    *please don’t shoot me for that one*

    Hi Julie! I never realized that the ‘julie’ here was the “Julie” that I knew. Pff. That changes the dynamics of this site drastically. :) :D

    Shan

    September 15th, 2005 at 5:01 pm
  10. jules:

    i know… yes, i’m ’small town julie’.

    *julie goes insane and starts humming ‘its a small world after all’ and eating crayons*

    September 15th, 2005 at 8:49 pm
  11. Kim:

    that is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard in my life a canno blive someone even made that as a joke. They should be shot and so should whoever they nased that on

    February 19th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
  12. Kim:

    ooooooops i mean based i swear i havent a blonde hair on my head

    February 19th, 2006 at 4:47 pm
  13. daniel:

    Thank you for the scintillating critique! I look forward to reading about your Darwin Award sometime in the future. Bye!

    February 19th, 2006 at 5:27 pm

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