Hi, Steve. I don’t care about your laundry room.

So Steve, this guy from my work, just redid his wife’s laundry room for her. And after approximately fifteen cups of coffee, he’s raving like a loon about it. Like someone took the freaking Waldorf Astoria and stuffed it in there. Hey, guess what? I don’t care! Not only that, he described it as “the laundry room that every woman wants”. I don’t suppose anyone might consider that a bit offensive? Like, oh say, everyone? Some woman want more than just laundry rooms, Steve, and by “more than laundry rooms” I don’t mean a nice kitchen and to be pregnant with your children.

In other news, I am a werewolf and my girlfriend is a vampire, two clans who perpetually hate eachother in the tales of yore. How odd.

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Posted January 4th, 2005 in main.

18 comments:

  1. brent g. miedema:

    Underworld. Interesting movie.

    January 4th, 2005 at 12:37 pm
  2. shan:

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    January 4th, 2005 at 12:57 pm
  3. Scatterfingers:

    Hey Shana… guess what. I don’t care to hear about Steve’s laundry room, and guess what else I don’t care to hear about? Yeah, that’s right, what you have to say about what I have to say about what Steve has to say about what his wife has to say about his laundry room, which itself thankfully says nothing at all.

    We thank you, the humor impaired, for reading my blog. Now, to finish off the act, go kick a puppy, give yourself a swirly, and top it off by burning a book of Calvin and Hohbes.

    And here’s some song lyrics for you: “Shana-nana, shana-nana, hey hey hey, goodbye.”

    January 4th, 2005 at 2:32 pm
  4. shan:

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    January 4th, 2005 at 4:14 pm
  5. Scatterfingers:

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    January 4th, 2005 at 4:23 pm
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    January 4th, 2005 at 4:24 pm
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    January 4th, 2005 at 4:25 pm
  8. Philosopher king:

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    January 4th, 2005 at 4:29 pm
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    January 4th, 2005 at 4:36 pm
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    January 4th, 2005 at 4:44 pm
  11. shan:

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    January 4th, 2005 at 4:44 pm
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    January 4th, 2005 at 4:49 pm
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    January 4th, 2005 at 4:51 pm
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    January 4th, 2005 at 4:52 pm
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    January 4th, 2005 at 5:02 pm
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    January 5th, 2005 at 4:53 am
  17. Scatterfingers:

    Alright everyone, this ends right here right now in one gigantic cataclysmic showdown.

    I removed all those comments because none of them really had any place being all over the internet, so consider them a forgotten detour in the history of this blog.

    To anyone who may have been hurt by any of the above or proceeding comments, I apologize, that was most certainly not my intent (yes, that’s you, Shana :).

    If you didn’t and still don’t think any of this is funny, well, that’s really not my problem. I think most people probably “get it”, but if you don’t, just pass it by. It’s not for you.

    So ends this sordid affair.

    January 5th, 2005 at 10:33 am
  18. Philosopher king:

    Foot in cheeks..

    January 5th, 2005 at 3:25 pm

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