Roll out the white carpet for the guests, nitwit.
Okay, I’d just like to make a note to all of you people looking to renovate your house (mostly to those over sixty who’re looking to renovate their houses) that white carpet is a really great thing for any room where you’re entertaining guests. In fact, while you’re at it, you might as well tell them how proud you are of your white carpet; then serve them coffee. Watch as hilarity ensues.
Also, you are a chowderhead.
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i rather liked being the chowderhead. oh well, i’m sure you can come up with some other random halarious insult for me.
December 28th, 2004 at 4:23 pmWell, you’re not a chowderhead in the sense that you have white carpet and make nervous people spill on it.
December 28th, 2004 at 4:34 pmHAHA! that reminded me about something that recently happened to my friend…
spilling coffee on a white carpet is un-nice thing at the moment…but must be laughed at afterwards…yes, especially at people who put white carpet in a dining area and who serve dinner there with the warning not to spill anything…:P
December 28th, 2004 at 5:05 pm