This is my sister Rebekah and her monologue. And Lisa and her monologue, kind of.

Rebekah: Hi. Once upon a time, in a world not far from here — in a land that flows with caps and endmills, there was a girl. The end. Yeah. What? You don’t like my story? Say something. Dan’s being a loser. Mmmmhhhhh. *laughs* Can you stop now? Okay. You’ve got it. You’ve got it? I’ve got it. Let me tell you some stuff about Dan. *laughs* He’s a laugh. What? Um, well, today we found out some very… uh… shall we say exciting news? *giggles* Daniel *speaks too quietly for me to hear*.

Elyssa: Can we talk for me a while on there? I feel like I’m being left out… go ahead. Mm-hm. To find out what a certain company buys? Uh… I don’t know.. I’d have to kind of… I’d have to look up what each company buys. I could find out by looking up what each comapny buys. Yeah… there might be a way to look it up here. I don’t know if there’s an easy way, other than to look at each invoice that we’ve made. Yeah. I’ll see if there’s a way to do it in here, or else we’ll have to do it the harder way. Yeah.

Rebekah: As I was saying. Oh. Forgot what I was saying. Maybe Daniel can remind us.

Elyssa: Yeah? You want me to say something? Are you writing this all down? Eric is hot.

Becka: Lisa!

Lisa: Lis is L-I-S, not L-I-S-A. No don’t write it all down! That’s embarassing.

Becka: Now she’s talking to a boo. Her boo. Loser.

Lisa: Can you hold on one second? I’ve got to go to another phone.

Becka: What did she say? The end. Yet another day… in the life of Lisa and Becka. If you have any comments, please… don’t put that down. Okay. Those were some profanities. *laughing* Okay… huh… later days. *sighs* *sighs* Breathing in… breathing out. But Daniel has to go on the machines right now. Machines, so we shall go. Say bye, Dan.

Dax: Bye, Dan.

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