Quotes and satire.

Have you ever worried that your child is a computer hacker? So have many parents, as this little article well explains. Among other things, it reveals that Linux is a Soviet hacker program designed to steal credit card info, and that Quake is a artificial hacker environment used to conduct secret meetings.

So on to some quotes. I had Monday off of work, and in the headache-afflicted haze that filled that day, I surfed Slashdot.org and found some interesting comments.

Jack O’Neill of Stargate SG-1: “Do you like Guinness, sir? It makes a good substitute for… food.”

Lyndsay: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Frink: Are you kidding me, this baby’s off the charts.
CBG: Oooh a sarcasm detector, that’s a real useful invention.
*detector explodes*

Annonymous Coward on Slashdot.org: (speaking of the possibility of Lucas making eps 7,8,9 of Starwars) “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.”

TopShelf on Slashdot.org: The following was suggested as a title for Episode III, but might be even more appropriate to 7, 8, and 9 as a whole: Dead Horse, Meet Mr. Stick.

MaxPublic on Slashdot.org: If you were a Mensa member you’d be spending so much time praising your own intellect and insulting your ‘inferiors’ the pattern would make a ‘whooshing’ sound as it flew over your head, unnoticed in the neon glare of your ego.

DrXym on Slashdot.org: Not content with raping the childhood memories of fans of the original movies, he’s now doing the same for fans of the prequels. All seventeen of them.

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Posted August 24th, 2004 in main.

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