Quotes for today.

Elyssa: What’s this stuff?
Stu: Teflon tape.
Elyssa: What’s it for?
Me: You screw it around a screw and when you screw the screw into the screwy thing, water or air doesn’t come screwing out.
Stu: In layman’s terms.
Elyssa: Why do you have so much of it?
Stu: I’m obsessive compulsive.
Me: I’m going to make a turban.

Steve: I wish we ordered things the way we used to order clothes in Wyoming.
Me: Out of the Value Village catalogue?

Stu: And chaps. Can’t you see me in chaps?
Me: Not on purpose.

Me: Well, if you want to put three people on, you need a double-decker bike.
Becka: They sell double-decker bikes?!?

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Posted August 19th, 2004 in main.

2 comments:

  1. undoubtably_me:

    Hey Dax…
    Lol love the quotes! It helps to have friends who make it easy on you, eh? Although, unfortunately for me, I’m usually the one setting myself up for a burn, so that doesn’t say much…
    Hey! Got any stories about Chris that I can use? :P It’s about time that I got him back a little…
    See ya ’round!

    August 20th, 2004 at 5:53 am
  2. Scatterfingers:

    There was the time he licked pudding off my shirt, but we won’t talk about that.

    August 20th, 2004 at 11:04 am

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